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All new! All updated! All crazy! Not as mean. Aww.

Q: So anyway, what the hell is this crap about killing bananas? Don't you know you spelt it wrong anyway?
A: Get out of our faces.

Q: No. Serious. What does your domain mean?
A: Get out of...okay, go here. Then go here. Then get out of our faces, please.

Q: Who are these Die Ärzte people?
A: Die beste band der welt, of course.

Q: Fair enough.
A: That's not a question.

Q: I don't appreciate you being so cruel, you know. Why are you so violent and mean?
A: Years and years of female oppression.

Q: Come on...who are you really?
A: She's Cara. And she's Amanda. Twenty somethings on the path of obsessive destruction. Insanely violent. Madly in love with the blokes you see all over this page. Co-founders of Holly&Phoenix, the unofficial Harry Potter Fan Association of Brisbane. Can often be seen drinking coffee and Pepsi Max. One's in Europe, the other's working as a cashier at a gentleman's club to get to Europe. Tattooed. Blonde. Brunette. Really loud.

Q: Why are you so self obsessed? I mean, you're not even famous yet you claim this is your "official site"?
A: If you were us, wouldn't you be self obsessed? The answer, my friend, is yes.

Q: Why should I care about you, then?
A: Don't you realise all the world's best duos have one blonde and one brunette? Bela and Farin. Bill and Ted. Wayne and Garth. Kelly and Brenda. Cara and Amanda. Harry and Lloyd. Oh, wait...

Q: Show us your tits!
A: If by "tits" you mean "faces" then here we are, during our time on the set of The Patriot:



Q: OMG you totally just like stuck your faces on like some other girls bodies, like! Totally!
A: We have no response to that. It's not our fault Jason Isaacs is stalking us and requests us on the set of every film he does.

Q: What do you two really think of each other?
A:


Q: What's your favourite type of cheese?
A: Cara: camembert.
Amanda: anything in a large block I can gnaw on at any given time. *gnaws cheese*

Q: Who's your favourite Monkee?
A: Amanda: MIKEMIKEMIKEMIKE.
Cara: the spider monkey.
Amanda: No, she really loves Davy. She wants to kiss him.
Cara: *dies*

Q: Tell us a secret.
Amanda: Cara loves Davy. AND JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. "Rawk your bah-dey..."
Cara: Amanda has sex with Farin.
Amanda: OH LORD I JUST TYPED THAT. I HATE YOU.
Cara: *dies of laughter*
Amanda: *appalled* *aroused*

Q: Who's your favourite character from Lilo and Stitch?
Cara: *stare*
Amanda: *ponder* My friends need to be punished.

Q: Your lies make baby Jesus cry.
A: So does Justin Timberlake's attempts at being black, but we don't hate on him.

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Cara: A fireman.
Amanda: Leader of the Communist Party.

Q: Gib Schweinen eine Chance?
Cara: Only when Bela and Farin kiss.
Amanda: *appalled* *aroused*

Q: Isn't Harry Potter for children?
A:


Q: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
A:


Q: *backs away*
A: Damn straight, bitch. Fear the Rod!

Q: Are you on drugs?
A: We stand by the philosophy of sex, no drugs and rawk 'n' roll.
Amanda: Indeed?
Cara: Indeed.

Q: Werez DA PORN?!?
A: IN THE SAME PLACE AS YOUR SPELLING AND GRAMMAR SKILLS.

Q: Did people actually ask these questions or did you just make them up?
A: Uh...*sleep*



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